剛剛MSN沒關...下樓燒個紙錢...

一回來~我妹就跟我說... "哥...剛剛有好幾個人傳來祝你生日快樂耶!!!

"接著我妹又說: "不過你在燒紙錢......所以~我都有幫你回他們唷!!! 但是...他們都下線了耶~

"我覺得很奇怪 就看了一下記錄. 結果......天才我老妹居然給我回 :

『對不起，我哥已經不在了... 除非我去幫他燒紙錢，不然他沒有辦法 從下面上來跟你們說話......』

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Did not sign off MSN before going downstairs to burn insence paper...
Once i'm back,my sis told me..."Bro,there were some ppl wishing u happy birthday on msn!"
Next,she told me,"But u were burning insence paper,so i helped u reply them...And now,they signed off..."
I thought that it was weird...so i check my records...
My 'genius' sister actually replied'
"Sorry,my brother is no longer here...unless i burn insence paper for him,he is unable to come up to talk to u..."



Ben invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful Ben's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between Ben and his roommate and this only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Ben and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Ben volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Allison and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Allison came to Ben and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. "You don't suppose she took it, do you?

"Ben said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure."So he sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."

Several days later, Ben received a letter from his mother which read:

"Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Allison, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Allison. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom"