God created the mule, and told him, " You will be a mule, working constantly from dusk to dawn, carrying heavy loads on your back. You will eat grass and lack intelligence. You will live for 50 years."

The mule answered, " To live like this for 50 years is too much. Please, give me no more than 20." And it was so.

Then God created the dog, and told him, " You will hold vigilance over the dwellings of Man, to whom you will be his greatest companion. You will eat his table scraps and live for 25 years."

And the dog responded, " Lord, to live 25 years as a dog like that is too much. Please, no more than 10 years." And it was so.

God then created the monkey, and told him, " You are monkey. You shall swing from tree to tree, acting like an idiot. You will be funny, and you shall live for 20 years."

And the monkey responded, " Lord, to live 20 years as the clown of the world is too much. Please, Lord, give me no than 10 years." And it was so.

Finally, God created Man and told him, " You are Man, the only rational being that walks the earth. You will use your intelligence to have mastery over the creatures of the world. You will dominate the earth and live for 20 years."

And the man responded, "Lord, to be Man for only 20 years is too little. Please, Lord, give me the 20 years the mule refused, the the 15 years the dog refused, and the 10 years the monkey rejected." And it was so.

And so God made Man to live 20 years as a man, then marry and live 20 years like a mule working and carrying heavy loads on his back.

Then, he is to have children and live 15 years as a dog, guarding his house and eating the leftovers after they empty the pantry.

Then, in his old age, to live10 years as a monkey, acting like an idiot to amuse his grandchildren. And it is so.

It's not the fault of student if
he/she fails because the year ONLY
has 365 days...
typical academic year for a student:

1. Sundays - 52 Sundays in a year,
you know Sundays are for rest.
Days left 313.

2. Summer holidays - 50
where weather is very hot and difficult to study.
Days left 263.

3. 8 hours daily sleep - 130 days GONE.
Days left 141.

4.. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days.
Days left 126.

5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing) - means 30 days.
Days left 96.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal) - means 15 days.
Days left 81.

7. Exam days - per year at least 35 days.
Days left 46

.8.. Quarterly, half yearly and festival (holidays) - 40 days.
Days left 6.

9. For sickness - at least 3 days.
Days left 3..

10. Movies and functions- at least 2 days.
1 day left.

11. That 1 day is your birthday.
How can you study on that day ?!?!?!?!?!

Balance = 0'
How can a student pass ?????'

Had Mother Tongue Exams today...
Quite Easy...
Had quite a long time to slack every time while waiting for time's up...

Went to Hub wif Dillion,Thiam Jie,Jerome,Andre,Alex,Audrey,Joyce & Joling...
At first wanted to eat pepper lunch or subway...
But too many ppl...
Instead...
Went to McDonalds instead...
Bought Mcspicy meal,Upsize,and got the glass cup...
Stayed in McDonalds for quite long after finishing our food...

After we left McDonalds...
Went to walk in Hub...
The five of us(Dillion,Jerome,Thiam Jie,Andre and me) Walked almost the whole of hub...
And had a hell lot of fun...
Full of jokes and fun stuffs...
Took Bus 86 home wif Dillion...

Azure Team Shirt:

Swine Flu is now "taking over" the world..
Many countries are now affected...
But why does it have to bother me now that i am one of the "captain " of the Azures...
My dad jus told me to go down to Avt less nowadays due to swine flu...
Although i said okay...
But in my mind is...
WTF...
How can like that?
but...
Although he say cannot...
I will still find time to go down to meet up wif the members...

So...In Summary...
Swine Flu...
Get the kcuf out of
ere...
so that i am able to go down more often after the exams...
Need ot study in order to pass my exams...
But feeling lazy...
Need to make a final decision ...

Tmr hav a tournament...
Am i able to go down?
Is my deck able to compete against all other players there?
Need to improve in alot of aspects...

Went to AVT today in team shirt to meet up with other Azures...
Met up wif 6 other Azure members before going for the sexy excursion by daren...
we went to C.D.L...
Nothing much there...
Although Shifu was there...
But he was playing another TCG...
Called "men at sea"...

We went to the next stop...
Khatib...
The moment we stepped into the shop...
The people there recognised us,the Avt people...
We managed to sell cards there...
Did not get to duel Je$$ before going back...
But will find a chance next time...
After i went back to AVT...
Saw Kenny and Ivan Nadi...
Kenny a funny guy who me and some other friends say...
kcuf uoy nam...
And we would all laugh it off...

there is a tournament on sunday,3/5/09...
Will try to go...
wan to use "Crap Card= Dark Simorgh"
to win him...

Both the exams and the tournament are approaching...
Which should i focus on first?
Games?
OR
Studies?
Need to choose between the two...
Fast...
Which one should i go for?

Didnt went to Speech Day yesterday...
Went to Audio Ventura Tradings-A.K.A Home base For Azures...
stayed till abt 8+ then go home...