Now..Now..
Wat am i going to do?
I feel im not good enough..
Should i continue this?
Cant bear to end it but i feel too failed for u..
wat should i do??

@MEXYWIND:
dont go in as this name already..or rather..dont ever go in there again.. Wind dont hav such a bitch as a son..
i think u know wat i mean



went some random shop at amk today.. then upon reaching,saw some bitches especially
DAREN TAY..
then met up wif others and off we went to where ah..
erm..
Hougang the shop there..
ya..
did some random stuffs on the bus..
Nah dont wanna talk abt it..
then reach the shop and looked tru albums,not very interesting..
then open packs!
bought only 2 packs..
erm.. D.D.Crow
Ya-ha~!
after took bus back,bringing each a cup of drink up the bus..
And there,we did lots of random stuffs..
REAL RANDOM!
Back to the random shop..
SAW JAMES,WILLIAM!
we played stalking wif william..
spent alot of time stalking him,
sweating like hell..
after that.. he found out we stalk him-.-
then we go plan B
steal his shoes and RUN!
nah.
return him his shoes at last,
pangseh him when he went playing basketball..
after that..
er..
erm..
er..
nothing else to say.. end of story..

Tio retained..
but if thats wat i get..
also no change to it no matter how much i wan to think abt it..
Jus hav to work harder next year and attain better results..
there are ppl out there wanting me to get better results then this..
hence,i will hav to work harder as to not disappoint them..

WORK HARDER NEXT YEAR!

As a reply to Zhi Hong's comment..
Those that dont like me..
Or dont like that name "AzureWind" can always leave here and dont come back..
Why?
Cos.. wats the point of staying here if u dont like it here?


This place wont hav a difference if u are not here and wats wrong wif having another name of ur own?
At least while playing.. I hav my friends wif me to joke around and all..
People must be thinking why..
Why there are still people at the age still playing card games?
Cos,theres always a past time activity for everyone and different people hav their own ways of spending their time tru it..
Even if many people wants to say that im childish or so..
I jus wan to hav a person that will understand me..
And not feel the way that those people thinking this way does..

And so.. the main point of this post is to ask those that dont like it here can get out of here..
Not to come back again..

Waa... New Psp game for Hitman Reborn and Yugioh Tag force is out..
But.. need the stupid custom firmware 5.55!!!
Need to wait..
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait...
till it comes out..
Sian lo.. need to wait..
Haiz..
the original game so ex la..
$82 each leh..
not so rich lo..

National Day..

Morning:
Went to grandpa house..
then stayed till 3+ then went to Audio Ventura Tradings..

At Audio Ventura:
Played wif the guys there till ard 4+, 5 like that..
then went to buy Bak Chor Mee..

After eating Bak Chor Mee:
Played again..
till 7+..

At 7+:
Played our childish game..
Using a trolley thingy that is used to carry goods ard..
to go down a slope infront of Auvio Ventura Tradings..

played till 8+
then go buy Takoyaki..
then sit down somewhere to eat..
after that..
Went to Polar..
at the Jubilee..
We went in and looked at the cakes..
saying things as if we were going to buy the cakes..
but after awhile..
went out without buying anything..
*not planning to buy anything in the first place*

at ard 9..
Went home..

Went to Gym today..
wif...
Tian Ci,Travis,Chao Xin & Wei Jie...
Okok la..
we stay there for abt 2 hrs...
hmm...
nothing much to say abt the things we do there...

Conclusion:
I am not strong enough...
need be sronger..
*maybe?*

Deimon Devil Bats...
Lineman...
KURITA RYOKAN!!!

Player no. 77...

kurita...

a second year student in deimon high school...

hav a dream of going to the christmas bowl...

last chance for them to do so as deimon high sch only allow them...

to hav their cca lives of up to the second year...

so they hav to do all they can...

in order to win the chritsmas bowl...

kurita's apprentice...

komusubi...

the panda-like guy...

who is small in size...

but can also overpower his opponent...

kurita:

sort of quote...FUNURABA!!!

hmm...
let's see...
yesterday...
the tournament organised by the RC was quite a sucess...

went down to the RC to help out at ard...
er...
9.30am...
then...
went to hav a cup of coffee before going back to help out...
went to AVT at...
erm...
11am...
to lead those who dunno how to go to the RC...

Then...
er...
start of tournament...
my first match...
vs Yi Jie...
he used GB...
lost straight...
*managed to stall him for a moment...

then there were some kids that somehow missed their match...
i sub in to play...
i lost the first round...
due to me synchro-ing till so happy that i forgot...
that i hav no more monsters in my deck...
second and third round...
stalled him tru out...
and unifrogged him...
till he life out...

then my last match...
VS plant control...
cannot win...
Skill drain...
cannot do anything...
sad...
lose...

so i lost...
but...
nvm...
i still managed to stall my opponents...

at the end of the day...
Baha won the first in the tournament...
and also the second prize of the lucky draw...
dragon of the Ice Boundary,Brionac...

Hiruma...

Captain of Devil Bats of Eyeshield 21...

A scary yet clever guy...

Favoutie quote:

Ya-ha!

went to hub to eat wif Thiam Jie,Jerome,Andre and Astley...
the cleaner auntie kao pei lo...
We asked her if she could help to clear the table...
She start to anyhow scold...
Like is our fault like that...
We jus apologise to her...
Her reply was,"Dont say sorry to me...tell my manager"
Lol lo..
we ordered our food then chat while eating...
eat till abt 4...
Went to AVT after that...
Chat and help out a while...
Then took Fire's ride home...

Eyeshield 21...
Anyone hav a clue where can watch?
I searched for an hour...
yet no catch...
need to find out where can...

Vizard:Shinigami that gains power of hollows...

Advantage:Gains more power...

Disadvantage:Might die if powers not controlled properly...

Those who got Vizard power:

*Ichigo

*Shinji

*Love

*Hachi

and more...

A guy walks into a bar with a small dog. The bartender says, "Hey, get out of here with that mutt!"

The guy says, "Sir, this isn't just any dog. This dog can play the piano!"

The bartender replies, "Well, if he can play that piano, you both can stay and have a drink on the house!"

So the guy sits the dog on the piano stool, and the dog starts playing. Ragtime, blues, jazz, torch songs, even Mozart. The bartender and patrons are enjoying the music.

Suddenly, a bigger dog runs in, grabs the small dog by the scruff of the neck, and drags him out. The bartender asks the guy, "What was that all about?"

The guy replies, "Oh, that was his mother. She wants him to be a doctor."

And I found out 1 thing...
The characters that i now like in bleach are the Vice-captain of those who
betrayed Seireitai...
Vice-captain of Gin Ichimaru & Tousen...

Next in line...Hisagi Shuugei

Zanpakuto:Kazeshini (Death Wind)

Recent Quote:Those who do not fear the sword they wield have

no right to wield a sword at all

Next coming up episode...

Ikkaku Lost!?!?

The pillar that Ikkaku was supposed to protect was destroyed...

Did he lose?

Hope he doesn't...

How can a crazy shinigami like him lose to an accancar that looked retarded enough?

Next episode...

Must watch...

New Favourite character in Bleach: Kira Izuru

Zanpakuto:Wabisuke ( The Apologising one)

Recent Quote: .Warriors weren't supposed to beg for their lives

.You asked me what this weird looking kantana could slice through

didn't you?

Kira is cool as he killed the birdman,Avirama Redder...

I was barely sitting down when i heard a vioce from the other stall saying : "Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom But i don't know what got into me, so i answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin just fine!"

And the other guy says: "So what are you up to?"

What kind of quesion is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so i say: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just travelling!"

At this point im just trying to get out as fast as i can when i hear i hear another question. "Can I come over?"

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but i figured i could just be polite and end the conversation. i tell him, "No....... I'm a little busy right now!!!"

Then i hear guy say nervously... .

Listen. i'll have to call you back. There's is an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!"

God created the mule, and told him, " You will be a mule, working constantly from dusk to dawn, carrying heavy loads on your back. You will eat grass and lack intelligence. You will live for 50 years."

The mule answered, " To live like this for 50 years is too much. Please, give me no more than 20." And it was so.

Then God created the dog, and told him, " You will hold vigilance over the dwellings of Man, to whom you will be his greatest companion. You will eat his table scraps and live for 25 years."

And the dog responded, " Lord, to live 25 years as a dog like that is too much. Please, no more than 10 years." And it was so.

God then created the monkey, and told him, " You are monkey. You shall swing from tree to tree, acting like an idiot. You will be funny, and you shall live for 20 years."

And the monkey responded, " Lord, to live 20 years as the clown of the world is too much. Please, Lord, give me no than 10 years." And it was so.

Finally, God created Man and told him, " You are Man, the only rational being that walks the earth. You will use your intelligence to have mastery over the creatures of the world. You will dominate the earth and live for 20 years."

And the man responded, "Lord, to be Man for only 20 years is too little. Please, Lord, give me the 20 years the mule refused, the the 15 years the dog refused, and the 10 years the monkey rejected." And it was so.

And so God made Man to live 20 years as a man, then marry and live 20 years like a mule working and carrying heavy loads on his back.

Then, he is to have children and live 15 years as a dog, guarding his house and eating the leftovers after they empty the pantry.

Then, in his old age, to live10 years as a monkey, acting like an idiot to amuse his grandchildren. And it is so.

It's not the fault of student if
he/she fails because the year ONLY
has 365 days...
typical academic year for a student:

1. Sundays - 52 Sundays in a year,
you know Sundays are for rest.
Days left 313.

2. Summer holidays - 50
where weather is very hot and difficult to study.
Days left 263.

3. 8 hours daily sleep - 130 days GONE.
Days left 141.

4.. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days.
Days left 126.

5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing) - means 30 days.
Days left 96.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal) - means 15 days.
Days left 81.

7. Exam days - per year at least 35 days.
Days left 46

.8.. Quarterly, half yearly and festival (holidays) - 40 days.
Days left 6.

9. For sickness - at least 3 days.
Days left 3..

10. Movies and functions- at least 2 days.
1 day left.

11. That 1 day is your birthday.
How can you study on that day ?!?!?!?!?!

Balance = 0'
How can a student pass ?????'

Had Mother Tongue Exams today...
Quite Easy...
Had quite a long time to slack every time while waiting for time's up...

Went to Hub wif Dillion,Thiam Jie,Jerome,Andre,Alex,Audrey,Joyce & Joling...
At first wanted to eat pepper lunch or subway...
But too many ppl...
Instead...
Went to McDonalds instead...
Bought Mcspicy meal,Upsize,and got the glass cup...
Stayed in McDonalds for quite long after finishing our food...

After we left McDonalds...
Went to walk in Hub...
The five of us(Dillion,Jerome,Thiam Jie,Andre and me) Walked almost the whole of hub...
And had a hell lot of fun...
Full of jokes and fun stuffs...
Took Bus 86 home wif Dillion...

Azure Team Shirt:

Swine Flu is now "taking over" the world..
Many countries are now affected...
But why does it have to bother me now that i am one of the "captain " of the Azures...
My dad jus told me to go down to Avt less nowadays due to swine flu...
Although i said okay...
But in my mind is...
WTF...
How can like that?
but...
Although he say cannot...
I will still find time to go down to meet up wif the members...

So...In Summary...
Swine Flu...
Get the kcuf out of
ere...
so that i am able to go down more often after the exams...
Need ot study in order to pass my exams...
But feeling lazy...
Need to make a final decision ...

Tmr hav a tournament...
Am i able to go down?
Is my deck able to compete against all other players there?
Need to improve in alot of aspects...

Went to AVT today in team shirt to meet up with other Azures...
Met up wif 6 other Azure members before going for the sexy excursion by daren...
we went to C.D.L...
Nothing much there...
Although Shifu was there...
But he was playing another TCG...
Called "men at sea"...

We went to the next stop...
Khatib...
The moment we stepped into the shop...
The people there recognised us,the Avt people...
We managed to sell cards there...
Did not get to duel Je$$ before going back...
But will find a chance next time...
After i went back to AVT...
Saw Kenny and Ivan Nadi...
Kenny a funny guy who me and some other friends say...
kcuf uoy nam...
And we would all laugh it off...

there is a tournament on sunday,3/5/09...
Will try to go...
wan to use "Crap Card= Dark Simorgh"
to win him...

Both the exams and the tournament are approaching...
Which should i focus on first?
Games?
OR
Studies?
Need to choose between the two...
Fast...
Which one should i go for?

Didnt went to Speech Day yesterday...
Went to Audio Ventura Tradings-A.K.A Home base For Azures...
stayed till abt 8+ then go home...

剛剛MSN沒關...下樓燒個紙錢...

一回來~我妹就跟我說... "哥...剛剛有好幾個人傳來祝你生日快樂耶!!!

"接著我妹又說: "不過你在燒紙錢......所以~我都有幫你回他們唷!!! 但是...他們都下線了耶~

"我覺得很奇怪 就看了一下記錄. 結果......天才我老妹居然給我回 :

『對不起，我哥已經不在了... 除非我去幫他燒紙錢，不然他沒有辦法 從下面上來跟你們說話......』

Translate:

Did not sign off MSN before going downstairs to burn insence paper...
Once i'm back,my sis told me..."Bro,there were some ppl wishing u happy birthday on msn!"
Next,she told me,"But u were burning insence paper,so i helped u reply them...And now,they signed off..."
I thought that it was weird...so i check my records...
My 'genius' sister actually replied'
"Sorry,my brother is no longer here...unless i burn insence paper for him,he is unable to come up to talk to u..."



Ben invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful Ben's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between Ben and his roommate and this only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Ben and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Ben volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Allison and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Allison came to Ben and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. "You don't suppose she took it, do you?

"Ben said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure."So he sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."

Several days later, Ben received a letter from his mother which read:

"Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Allison, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Allison. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom"

Lessons in Logic

I was born intelligent -
Education ruined me
................................................... ............

Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
So why practice?
.................................................. ...............

If it's true that we are here to help others,
Then what exactly are the others here for?
.................................................. ............

Since light travels faster than sound,
People appear bright until you hear them speak
................................................... ..........

How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
.................................................. ...............

Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa
................................................... ............

If your father is a poor man,
It is your fate but,
If your father-in-law is a poor man,
It's your stupidity
................................................... .......

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two women
................................................... ..........

Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing inLife
................................................... .....

The wise never marry.
And when they marry they become otherwise.
.................................................. ......

Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives
................................................... ......
Never put off the work till tomorrow
What you can put off today.
.................................................. ...............

"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep
.................................................. ...........

There should be a better way to start a day
Then waking up every morning
.................................................. .........

"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
.................................................. ..........

"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
.................................................. ...........

God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends
................................................... ........

The more you learn,
the more you know,
The more you know,
the more you forget
The more you forget,
the less you know
So..
Why learn
................................................... ......

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk,
I have a work station....
What more can I say........

Over Enthu:


An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He knocks, a real mean and tough looking lady opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps cow patties all over the carpet.
He says, "Lady, if this vacuum cleaner don't do wonders cleaning this up, I'll eat every chunk of it."
She turns to him with a smirk and says, "You want ketchup on that?"
The salesman says, "Why do you ask?"
She says, "We just moved in and we haven't got the electricity turned on yet."



Went to the Herb Garden @ Bishan Park 2 today...
Hot sia today...
Walk there from home...
Took me 40mins ...
tiring work...
But we hav chosen wat we wan to plant in sch...
After finish work in herb garden...
Went to AVT...
The homebase of The Azures...
Saw quite a few duelists...
At the near end when i was going home...
Daren came...
Played With him...
Went home at ard 5...
After that...
Went to Cut Hair...

A young woman, several months pregnant, boarded a bus and sat opposite a young man, he smiled, and feeling embarrassed she changed her seat. But it was to no avail, for the young man smiled even more broadly when she sat down. Again she moved to another seat, he grinned and again after the fourth move, the young man just rolled up and roared with laughter. The woman complained and duly summoned him.

Judge: Well, young man, have you anything to say in your defense against this charge?

The young man: Well, your Honor, when the young lady entered the bus, her condition was obvious. However, that did not prompt my smile, but she sat under an advertisement that read: "Coming shortly - The Gold Rush Twins." The lady seemed indignant when I smiled and she got up and took another seat beneath a shaving stick advertisement, which read:"William's stick did the trick." She moved a third time and sat beneath a poster that read: "Sloane's liniments will remove swelling." It was after she had moved her seat fourth time that I lost control of my merriment for the above was a slogan: "Dunlop Rubber Goods would have prevented this accident."

Psychotherapist

A psychotherapist was having a roaring business since he started from scratch. So much so that he could now afford to have a proper shop banner advertising his wares. So he told a kid to paint the sign board for him & put it above his shop entrance.

But, instead of his business building up, it began to slacken. He had especially noticed the ladies shying away from his shop after reading the sign board. So he decided to check it out himself. Then he understood why !

The boy found a small wooden board so he had split the word into the 3 words :
Psycho-
the-
rapist.

Top ten Pick up lines~~~

#10 Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.
#9 Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.
#8 Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
#7 I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
#6 You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.
#5 Giant polar bear (What?) It's an icebreaker. Hi, my name is....
#4 Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
#3 I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
#2 Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.
#1 You say "I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips." She says, "Bet's on." You kiss her then say, "I lost."

Funny Insults...Not made by me!!!

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!
* Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?
* Right now I'm sitting here looking at you trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
* A pretty girl can kiss a guy* a bird can kiss a butterfly* the rising sun can kiss the grass* but you my friend!! yes you!! YOU CAN KISS MY AS*********
If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do you wear a bra??!
* mirrors don't talk but lucky for you %n they don't laugh
* Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but you need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin bottle
* People like you are the reason I'm on medication.
* Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies
* I have always woundered why people bang their heads against brick walls..... then I met you. Don't bother leaving a message.
* Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside by itself!
*I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.
* Hey, Remember that time I told you I thought you were cool? I LIED.
* I need you...........I want you............To get out of my face
* Damn not you again.......
* Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you abuse the privilege.
* If I wanted to talk to you, I would have called you first.
* I am not anti-social..I just don't like you
* If you're gonna act like a dick you should wear a condom on your head so you can at least look like one !!!
* Hmm...I dont know what your probelm is...but I'm going to bet it's really hard to pronounce...
* There are some stupid people in this world. You just helped me realize it.
* Until you called me I couldn't remember the last time I wanted somebody's fingers to break so badly.
* If you ran 1,000,000 miles to see the boy/girl of your dreams, what would you say when you got there?
*Wow, you looked a lot hotter from a distance!
* Cancel my subscriptions ... I'm tired of your issues.
* I may be fat,but you're ugly,and I can diet!!!
* Earth is full. Go home.
* If I could be one person for a day, it sure as hell wouldn't be you.
* Hey, heres a hint. If i don't answer you the first 25 times, what makes you think the next 25 will work?
* How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I'll get back to you...
* Oh dear! Looks like you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!
* What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck... Oh... It's your head...
* I'm sorry, Talking to you seems as appealing as playing leapfrog with unicorns.
* Oh I'm sorry, how many times did your parents drop you when you were a baby?
* Don't hate me because I'm beautiful hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.
* God made mountains, god made trees, god made you but we all make mistakes.
* Remember JESUS loves you but everyone else thinks you're an idiot.
* I'm not mean ... you're just a sissy.
* Sorry I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.
* Why don't you go outside and play, hide and go f*** yourself
* Beauty is skin deep, but ugly is to the bone
* How about a little less questions and a little more shut the hell up? I'm away live with it.
* FOR THE LAST TIME! Your mother left here at 9 this morning... Leave me alone!
* Let's see, I've walked the dog, cleaned my room, gone shopping and gossiped with my friends...Nope, this list doesn't say that I'm required to talk to you.
* When you were born you were so ugly that instead of slapping you, the doctor slapped your mom! leave a message
* My Mom said never talk to strangers and well, since you're really strange.... I guess that means I can't talk to you!
* Forget the ugly stick! you must have been born in the ugly forrest!
* I really don't like you but if you really must leave a message, I'll be nice and at least pretend to care.
* You know the drill! You leave a message....and I ignore it!
* The Village just called. They said they were missing their town idiot, I couldn't really understand them, but I think they were saying the name was yours...
* I'm not here right now so cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER IT!!!
* Why are you bothering me? I have my away message on cause I don't want to listen to you and your stupid nonsense.
* You dont know me, you just wish you did.
* Hey- I am away from my computer but in the meantime, why don't you go play in traffic?!
* You have your whole life to be a jerk....so why dont you take a day off so.. leave me a message for when I get back!!!!

Saw this and found it funny...
Check it out!!
http://www.mrbrownshow.com/2009/03/30/the-mrbrown-show-army-fighting-language/

Lucky!!!
Managed to stay in Guardian rank...
Of all the 10 Guardians,
4 got stay in guardian rank...

Of course...
There will be ways to get back to become a guardian...
That is...
I forgot...
But there are sure to be ways...

Hope more guardians get to claim their guardian ranks back...
Hav to prepare for World Championship...

Azure Trial

Trial Of The Azures...
Will I still stay as a guardian or jus a member???
Waiting for results...

Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of 50 pence.

Murphy said, "Hang on, I have an idea." He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.

Shamus said, "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all." Murphy replied, "Don't worry -- just follow me." He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson whisky.

Shamus said, "Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!"Murphy replied with a smile, "Don't worry, I have a plan. Cheers!"They downed their drinks. Murphy said, "OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.

"The barman noticed them, went berserk and threw them out. They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk all for free.

At the tenth pub, Shamus said, "Murphy, I don't think I can do any more o'this. Me knees are killin' me!"

Murphy said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third pub."

FBI ordering Pizza

FBI agents conducted a raid of a San Diego psychiatric hospital that was under investigation for medical insurance fraud. After hours of reviewing thousands of medical records, the dozens of agents worked up quite an appetite. The agent in charge of the investigation called a nearby pizza parlor to order a quick dinner for his colleagues. The following telephone conversation took place and was recorded by the FBI because they were taping the hospital.

Agent: "Hello. I would like to order 19 large pizzas and 67 cans of soda."

Pizza Man: "And where would you like them delivered?"

Agent: "We're over at the psychiatric hospital."

Pizza Man: "To the psychiatric hospital?"

Agent: "That's right. I'm an FBI agent."

Pizza Man: "You're an FBI agent?"

Agent: "That's correct. Just about everybody here is."

Pizza Man: "And you're at the psychiatric hospital?"

Agent: "That's correct. And make sure you don't go through the front doors. We have them locked. You will have to go around the back to the service entrance to deliver the pizzas."

Pizza Man: "And you say you're all FBI agents?"

Agent: "That's right. How soon can you have them here?"

Pizza Man: "And everyone at the psychiatric hospital is an FBI Agent?"

Agent: "That's right. We've been here all day, and we're starving."

Pizza Man: "How are you going to pay for all of this?"

Agent: "I have my checkbook right here."

Pizza Man: "And you're all FBI agents?"

Agent: "That's right. Everyone here is an FBI agent. Can you remember to bring the pizzas and sodas to the service entrance in the rear? We have the front doors locked."

Pizza Man: "I don't think so."[Click]

Jokes...

Email:

Lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address:

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter.
They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans.
So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.
The husband checked into the hotel.
There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife.
However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral.
He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack.
The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends.After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted.
The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor,and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My loving wife
Subject: I've arrived Date: May 9th, 2005

I know you're surprised to hear from me.
They have computers herenow and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones.
I've just arrived and have been checked in.
I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you then.
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was

.P.S. sure is freaking hot down here!!!!!

sexual prisoner attack

A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As heruns away, he finds a house and breaks into it looking for money and gunsbut only finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed andties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed he gets on top of her,kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom. While he's in there,the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probablyspent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw howhe kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just dowhat he tells you, just give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous,if he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you"

To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey.

I love you, too."

My Funeral

A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A regular coffin was displayed in front of a huge heart.

When the minister finished with the sermon and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart was opened, the coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed.

Just at that moment one of the mourners started laughing.The guy next to him asked: "Why are you laughing?"

"I was thinking about my own funeral" the man replied.

"What's so funny about that?"

"I'm a gynecologist."

any idiots in the room???

If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up” said the sarcastic lecturer.

After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. “Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?” enquired the lecturer with a sneer.

“Well, actually I don’t,” said the student, “but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself.”

I would do anything to pass

A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly.

"I would do anything to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I mean..." she whispers, "...I would do...anything."

He returns her gaze. "Anything?"

"Anything."

His voice softens. "Anything??"

"Absolutely anything."

His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you...study?

Brain Teaser...

This is a tough little brain teaser. Its in another language but the idea is simple. There are two photos and the object is to try to find the difference in the two photos as fast as possible. They claim a certified genius should be able to find it within the first 15 seconds. It took me almost 3 minutes and only one of my friend solved it in under 15 seconds. Be honest and let us know your time if you beat
http://www.break.com/games/twophotos2.html

AVT Tournament Day 9(Final Day)

Last day of tournament...
Started wif 7 chips...
Played wif Amos...
Tot can win...
bet 5 chips...
Lost...
Left 2...

Last round played against Shi Fu...
Rescue cat...
My kapos cannot win them...

My match against burn deck yesterday...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7yL_Ou900w&feature=channel

AVT Tournament Day 8

Today = Day eight of tournament...
It will be = to the final battle day 1...
Tmr will be the final battle finale...

Today restarted paying $2...
Wif 2 chips...
My first match is against my bro...
I almost lost...
But,of course la...
I won...
Now...
4 chips...

Match 2...
Played against a burn deck...
My "kapos" won...
Apparently because of my level being too low for him to do anything...
now...
5 chips...

Match 3...
Played a guy using Zombie...
Erm...okay okay...
I won...
Now...
6 chips...

My last match for the day...
Played against my bro again...
This time more intense...
A lot of turns is just to draw...
And end turn...
I somehow managed to win...
Now...
7 chips...


Now for the guy who like monarchs...
U wan me to look for more pics of the monarchs rite?
Link is...
http://images.google.com.sg/images?um=1&q=monarch+yugioh&sa=N&start=36&ndsp=18
Next time if u wan monarch images...
go wikia or google search la...
So lazy...
The previous Frog user = Ero sanin...
Current frog user = Naruto...
Next = Konohamaru???

Three women eating ice-cream

Dirty Little Matt is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name.

"Yeah teach?" he replies.

"If there are three ducks on a fence and you shoot one of them with a shotgun, how many are left?" asks the teacher.

Matt answers "Well, teach, if I shoot one of them with a shotgun, the loud noise is gonna make them all fly off."

"No, Matt, there will be two left if you shoot one with a shotgun, but I like the way you're thinking." the teacher responds.

"Well, teach, I've got a question for you...

There are 3 women that come out of an ice-cream parlor, one is biting her ice-cream cone, one is licking it, and one is sucking on it.

Which one is married?"The teacher, a little taken back by the question answers, "Well, uh, gee Matt, I guess the one that's sucking on the ice cream."

Matt replies "No teach, the one that has the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking!"

Heart Specialist Funeral

A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral.

A regular coffin was displayed in front of a huge heart.

When the minister finished with the sermon and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart was opened, the coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed.

Just at that moment one of the mourners started laughing.

The guy next to him asked: "Why are you laughing?"

"I was thinking about my own funeral" the man replied.

"What's so funny about that?"

"I'm a gynecologist."

Costume Party

A couple was invited to a swanky Halloween party by a family friend, in which all attendees were required to wear a mask.

The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone, and to make sure to say hello to her family.

He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going.

So he took his costume and away he went.

The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early, decided to go to the party.

As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.

So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.

His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her.

She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.

After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate time in the back seat.

Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behaviour.

She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."

Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance.

When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening."

"You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.

"Actually, I gave my costume to your brother, apparently he had the time of his life."

More jokes could be found in http://www.sgclub.com/ ...
Will be posting more jokes...

The one who abandoned the froggies...

Im sure u r reading this post now...

Ya u...

The one using Soul Exchange and keeps targeting...
Nothing to post...

So lets talk abt u...

U used froggies...

emperors(mornach)...

Dragons...

And now?

wat do u wanna use?

The final battle is coming...

We two hav not settlted down on our decks yet...

The kage wans to bring out his ultimate weapon...

I tot he say he "retired Admiral"?

Our population so scarse that he had to get back into battle field again...

Erm...for those who are lost...

This is abt Yu-Gi-Oh...

The one who ABANDONED the froggies...

Does this card looks familiar?

Or

This is more familiar?

AVT Tournament Day 7(21/3/09)

Did not post day 6 as i did not play much that day...
Nothing to say abt it...

Day 7...
Started wif 2 chips...
fought with Clarence Foo...
Used a Fish + D.A.D deck...
well...
Too strong an opponent...
LOST...
My Frogs not listening to me...
All just come out randomly...
All that I need then never come out...

Left wif 1 chip...
Fought against i guy called Eric...
I thought he would be an easy target...
But he turns out to be a Counter Fairy Guy...
LOST...
Every move I make...
He counter...
Spell Speed 3 somemore...

NO more chips...
For the rest of the games...
i did not play...
Just judge...

Need to improve on my Froggies...
The previous Owner of the frog deck...
Abandoned them...
I took over the deck...
Something like Jiraiya dead...
Then,Naruto come back revenge...

Is the Tournament using our S-rank mission?
Well...
I dunno...
It all depends on the Azurekage...

AVT tournament Day 5

Yesterday,tuornament day 5...
i lost like siao...
Now all the BF decks can defeat me le...
i think i change deck for a while...
Luck might change...
Argh...Deck Ideas...

Why did i lose all the time now?
I guess u need to get stronger...
I need to get stronger in order to WIN!!
Willpower of the Vongola will not be gone so easily...

I will let my flame of dying will light up again...
IN order to win the BF decks...
Will not give up...
Will fight till the end...

AVT Tournament Day 4

yesterday had no time to post abt the tournament...
Well i joined the game at around 3pm(the third slot of the day )...
started with 1 chip...
Played against Amos & lost...
Restarted and now regained to 2 chips...
For the last time slot...
I faced Off with Alex Yeo...
One of the top player in Khatib...
Bet 2 chips(show hand)...

I lost...
BF deck...
Used the Simorgh deck...
But did not get the chance to lock him...
Now go back to 0 chips...
Need to see if i can join this saturday...
Deck not ready!!!
Need to find the cards in a week...
WTH!!!

My revenge on xxxx is coming...
For calling my key card USELESS!!!
I will show u its lock...

AVT Tournament Day 3

Day 3!

Started with 2 chips today...
But lose all...
So,had to restart by paying $2...
After i restart,played wif Jeff...
Bet 1 chip...
Lost to his undead Synchro(Zombie Synchro)...
But after losing to him,won another guy and got back to 2 chips again...
Last match,played wif AzureDark...
Lost!!!
but nvm...
own team...

Wanted to play wif no.36 but did not get the chance...
I remember SOMEONE saying my cards useless!!!
I need to gain the honour of my cards...

For more details...
Visit azure.dailyforum.net for more info...

Joke no. 1:

A woman takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at work. Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she puts the lover in the closet with the little boy.

The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes it is."
Boy- "I have a baseball."
Man- "That's nice."
Boy- "Want to buy it?"
Man- "No, thanks."
Boy- "My dad's outside."
Man- "OK, how much?"
Boy- "$250."

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together.
Boy- "Dark in here."
Man- "Yes, it is."
Boy- "I have a baseball glove."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy- "$750."
Man- "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove.
Let's go outside and toss the baseball back and forth."
The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
The son says "$1,000."
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that.
That is way more than those two things cost.
I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."

They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that again."

Joke no. 2:

There was a man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured.
But the only permanent damage he suffered was the amputation of both his ears.
As a result of this "unusual" handicap, he was very self-conscious about his appearance.
Because of the accident, he received a large sum of money from the insurance company.
It had always been his dream to run his own business, so he decided that with all this money he had, he now had the means to start a business.
After purchasing a small, but expanding computer firm, he realised that he had no business knowledge at all, and would have to hire someone to run the business.
He picked out three top candidates, and interviewed each of them.

The first interview went really well.
He really liked this guy.
His last question for this first candidate was "Do you notice anything unusual about me?"
The guy said, "Now that you mention it, you have no ears."
The man got really upset and threw the guy out.

The second interview went even better than the first.
This candidate was much better than the first.
Again, to conclude the interview, the man asked the same question again, "Do you notice anything unusual about me?"
The guy also answered, "Yes, you have no ears."
The man was really upset again, and threw this second candidate out.
Finally, he had the third interview.
The third candidate was the best out of all of them.
Almost certain that he wanted to hire this guy, the man once again asked, "Do you notice anything unusual about me?"
The guy replied, "Yeah, I bet you are wearing contact lenses."
Surprised, the man then asked, "Wow! That's quite perceptive of you! How could you tell?"
The guy burst out laughing and said,"You can't wear glasses if you don't have any ears!"

Meaning of Names (Jokes)

Anne Chang => Dirty (Mandarin)
Anne Chin => Keep Quiet (Mandarin)
Faye Chen => Dusty (Mandarin)
Carl Cheng => Buttock (Hokkien)
Monica Cheng => Touching your buttocks (Hokkien)
Lucy Leow => You are dead (Hokkien)
Jane Tan => Frying eggs (Mandarin)
Suzie Leow => Lose till death (Hokkien)
Henry Mah => Hate your mum (Mandarin)
Corrine Tai => Poor fellow (Hokkien)
Paul Chan => Bankrupt (Mandarin)
Nelson Tan => Bird laying eggs (Mandarin)
Leslie Tong => Rubbish Bin (Mandarin)
Carmen Teng => Leg hair long (Hokkien)
Connie Mah => Call your mother (Cantonese)
Danny See => Squeeze you to death (Hokkien)
Rosie Teng => Screws and nails (Hokkien)
Pete Tsai => Nose droppings (Hokkien)
Macy Koh => Never die before (Cantonese)

Never give your children this type of names ever.
If your name is stated here, pardon me. =\

AVT Tournament Day 2

yesterday was the second day of AVT Tournament...
i started off wif 3 chips but ended having 2 chips left...
could only go for three sessions yesterday...
had to rush from Bishan Herb Garden for the tournament...

Wow...
Saw the top players from Khatib...
But did not get a chance to duel them...
Quite sad...
But i think they would join in next week's time slots...

AVT Tournament Day 1

Today is the first day of the tournament...

Not bad,had quite a number of strong duelists...

I wonder why some duelists dont get their rulings right before dueling?
(if they know them well,judges need not be so tiring...

My deck had a weird winning streak...

Always 1 win,then 1 lose,then 1 win and keeps repeating...
Now busy re-arranging album...

taking out the useless cards and putting in cards that are strong and can be used to boost deck strongly...
Deck that is re-used now is: Dark Simorgh Lock...

Starring: Dark Simorgh & Anti-Spell Fragrance

Support Cards:BF series...

now...

back to my album...

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Tournament at Audio Ventura Tradings is coming.It is held on 28/2-29/3,every saturday of the week...Every player would need to pay $2 so that he could get 2 chips where he will then wait for His turn to be called...

Date : 28 Feb 2009-29 March 2009(Every sat and sun from 12pm-5pm)
Time : See Schedule
Venue: Audio venture trading
Registration Fees: $2.00
Registration Date: 28 Feb 2009 - 29 March 2009 (before 4pm)

PRIZES:
1st Place – Yu-Gi-Oh OCG Booster Box + 1 Limited Edition 14
2nd Place – Limited Edition 13 & $15 voucher
3rd Place – Gold series Brionac (Common)

Tournament Format: Duelist Arena
Main Deck: 40-60
Extra Deck: Up to 15 cards
Side Deck: Up to 15 cards

Additional Information---------------------------
1 Duelist must write their Deck list and submit to person-in-charge to screen before entering the tournament.
2 The Tournament is using Sept 1st, 2008 Banned List (Advanced Format).
3 Both TCG/OCG cards can be used in this tournament.
4 No Korean cards are allowed in this tournament.
5 Only genuine Yu-Gi-Oh Cards are allowed in this tournament.
6 Judges' decisions are final.
7 Organizer and Head Judge have all rights to disqualify any players whose behavior is misconduct and for rule violations.
8 NO FAKE Cards are allowed.
9 Any Duelist found cheating or changing cards during the tournament will be disqualified instantly.
10 Audio Ventra Trading is not liable for any item loss.
11 Duel Terminal Cards are allowed in this tournament.
12 No Selling/Buying of cards between players are allowed during the tournament.

The Rules and Regulations:
1. Duelist are playing 3 rounds per match.
2. Each Duelist are given 2 playing chips upon registration.
3. Once the Duelist lost all playing chips, he/she will lose the tournament.
4. Duelist are allowed to register again before the next tournament slot starts.
5. Duelist are allowed to wager any amount of chips only if both duelist agrees.
6. Changes to the decklist are allowed in tournament, however a 50 cents extra charge is needed.
7. Duelist must register 15 mins before the next tournament time slot starts.
8. No Non-Dueling players are allowed to be near the Dueling Area.
9. After each Duel, duelist must report the results to the judges.
10. After the end of each time slot, duelist may choose to return the playing chips for safe keeping, the amount the duelist hold will be recorded.11.
Winner will be decided by the highest amount of playing chips he/she holds by the end of the last time slot on 29/3/09.
12. Duelist may registered at any day between the scheduled days.

Schedule:
28/2/09 - 29/3/09(Sat and Sun only)
1st time slot : 12pm-1pm
2nd time slot : 1pm-2pm
3rd time slot : 2pm-3pm
4th time slot : 3pm-4pm
5th time slot : 4pm-5pm

To All Yu-Gi-Oh! Duelists:
This is a good chance for u to display ur skills as a duelist...
Do not miss this chance...
There is no guarantee when will there be a tournament like at AVT...

Happy Valentines Day

Happy Valentines Day to all,14/2 every year will be valentines day as well as my bro's Birthday...hence,the Azures gave him a small 'party'...We went to Hawker Centre for dinner & we ordered Satay,drinks and our individual food...Everybody will be celebrating Valentines & i m will wif my teamates,celebrate my bros Birthday...

Sec 3 NYAA camp

back from NYAA Camp @ Changi Coast Adventure Camp...I had thought that it would be a boring camp but i actually enjoyed it as the time seems as if it flew...So fast the 3 days 2 nites past...

Introduction of Instructors:Instructor Ting ting and Khai

We done Land expedition,Sea expedition (Kayaking) and Cycling expedition...
for the land expedtion, we had to walk and find places through a clue card given and we had to go for river crossing after that...It is something like The Amazing Race...

Sea expedition(Kayaking)...i had to row very hard as my buddy is not very good in kayaking...I managed to get to the 'finishing line' but i had difficulties rowing back as i had my energy drained...

Finally, for the cycling expedition,we had to cycle from CCAC to Changi Village...I enjoyed the whole process as i could cycle with my classmates and we all had fun...

On the last night , we had a BBQ dinner,we had a choice of rice,noodles,or both to go with the BBQ...We were given 2 chicken wings,2 hotdogs and 3 satays...I only ate 1 hotdog,2 satay and did not eat any chicken wings as i was too full...

goin to NYAA camp tmr...Hav been to the camp site several times but still need to go...3 day 2 nite...3 days of torture in the day and 2 nites of aeroplane noise...thats the meaning of 3 days 2 nite...Have to pray that time passes fast during the time in camp...

Enjoy songs by Uura Saeka...Sha la la Ayakashi Night...Opening for Anime 'Kekkaishi'...

CARD REVIEW:

Red Demon Dragon(Red Dragon Archfiend)

a cool dragon that is used commonly now that synchro is a trend in Yu-Gi-Oh!

レッド・デーモンズ・ドラゴン
DARK
Types:
Dragon/Synchro/Effect
Level:
Level 8
ATK/DEF:
3000/2000
Number:
70902743

1 Tuner + 1 or more non-Tuner monstersIf this card attacks a Defense Position monster your opponent controls, destroy all Defense Position monsters your opponent controls after damage calculation. During your End Phase, destroy all other monsters you control that did not declare an attack this turn

It has good effect,hence it is used widely by duelists...

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there is Humanities CT tmr and i know nothing abt the topic...hav to struggle tmr...to at least get a 75% pass so that i dont need to go for re-test...

stress!!!

On 17 Jan,10 guardians of Azure finally managed to gather at uncle shop...